Brazilian soccer team will not be able to play without the “Viagra”

May 8, 2009

Scandalous news appeared in the world of Brazilian soccer: one of the professional clubs will improve your players’ stamina pill “Viagra”.

This recognition is made by medical experts of the club, who conducted a study and found that the famous blue pill in addition to its normal function of blood vessels expand and to better saturate the blood with oxygen. These qualities, according to head a study of doctor Alariko Eldresa may improve the ability of players that play in stadiums in the mountainous terrain.

“Viagra” accelerates blood circulation. This can improve the game of football players at high altitude. This idea I found in one unprofessional magazine, we decided to check its health by now, we need only to submit the results of the technical commission “, - said A. Eldres.

“Viagra” will be issued to players during a Libertadores Cup game (similar to the European Champions Cup), in which matches are held on the territory of Bolivia, at an altitude of more than 2,5 thousand meters. At the moment, “Viagra” is not included in the list of substances banned for use by professional athletes during the competitions.